Thursdays are great in so many ways. Of course it is the end of the week which means Fridays are near. And while many of you can’t stop thinking about your plans for the weekend, I have one thing on my mind and one thing only… JERSEY SHORE.
If you are not a fan and think this show is “garbage” we need to have a serious chat. Why all these hard feelings for the show of my dreams? How could you not be entertained by Ron’s drunken grenade hook-ups or J Woww’s outfits of choice? Don’t you just want Sammi to get a clue about Ron? Can’t stand Angelina? So what… no one can! And Vinny…he’s just the cutest. These shore goers are all over the Hollywood scene. Pauly D has his deejay fingers on every club in town. Mike “The Situation” is going to be on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars displaying his famous abs. And so what if Snooki Snickers got arrested the other week for disorderly conduct? Did you see her mug shot?? Priceless.
Get your friends together and throw a Jersey Shore party. Stand around on the dance floor and have everyone do the fist pump. You can even have a Snooki look-a-like contest.
The next time you have doubts about these famous guidos and guidettes, just think about the reality heaven that is here for your enjoyment. There are not even enough words to describe this popular sensation.
Ways to prepare for tonight’s eppy:
1) Tease your hair with mega spray, secure with a Doritos’s chip clip and put on your pink, fluffy slippers
2) Make sure to wear your ‘shirt before going out shirt’ while you watch – this is for reals people
3) Pump some iron at the gym, get your streaky spray tan on, and throw in your loads of dirty laundry. GTL BABY.
What is your favorite quote from my friends at the Shore?????
You know you love me!